Everyone is talking about Google Phones and Apple Slates. What about Windows Mobile? I know it is not nice to kick a guy when he is down. But I never really said I was nice. Another meanie, Brian Miller, from the Daily Weekly, wrote this top ten feature list for Windows Mobile that Ballmer can use at his Keynote address at CES.
- When you lick the phone, it tastes like chocolate
- New green light app overrides traffic signals for more efficient commute
- Phone also works as keyless remote for Lamborghini included with purchase
- No more porn filters
- Phone cost: Free. Software cost: Free. And Ballmer pays half the monthly plan out of his own personal fortune
- Puppy-cam offers live streaming of adorable golden retriever delivered free to your home
- Embedded security chip allows user to bypass all airport security lines
- Free replacement phone, no questions asked, if dropped in toilet
- Remote control TV app digitally erases Justin Long from those annoying Mac ads
- Dancing Ballmer screen saver (clothing optional)
You can read Brian’s article here.
Update: How about that? Turns out Ballmer just held up an Apple for the conference. Great call!
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